Saturday, September 06, 2008

Ooookkklahoma...

Where the wind goes whistling through your skull...

Daily Kos: State of the Nation
Regardless of what polls show, Inhofe said, voters will have to ask themselves a question once they get behind the curtain in the voting booth on Election Day.

"Do you really want to have a guy as commander in chief of this country when you can question whether or not he really loves his country?" he asked.

"That's the big question.'
And an even bigger question is, do you really want John McCain as commander in chief of this country when you can question whether or not he's really the son of a communist agent and a she-goat? Or if he's really a Satan-worshipper who sacrifices Christian babies in his basement on an altar with an upside-down cross? Is it irresponsible to ask these questions? Hell, it would be irresponsible not to!

Sorry, all you Dems in OK, but you must have an incredibly high asshole-to-normal ratio in your panhandled state. How the fuck did you wind up electing a complete moron like Inhofe in the first place? And note, if you will, the Constitutional (and constitutional with a little c) ignorance of the little authoritarian troll from Tulsa: he refers to the President as "the commander in chief of this country." ZZZOOONNNK!!!!! No, I'm sorry Senator, but that's incorrect! The Constitution actually says, "The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States." Thanks for playing, and here's a complimentary edition of "The Senate for Dummies" to take with you!

What a lying scumbag. But you Oklahomians... Oklahomans... Oklahomos? (oh, that's right - Inhofe said there are no gay people in his family tree, so OK must be an inordinately straight state) can redeem yourselves by kicking this cretin out and voting Andrew Rice in.

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