"Warning: Primary hull breach imminent"

Ahh... I can hear Majel Barrett's dulcet tones soothingly warning the crew of the SS McCain of impending disaster.

ABC News: Fired Official: Governor Did Not Tell the Truth to ABC

"She's not telling the truth when she told ABC neither she nor her husband pressured me to fire Trooper Wooten," said Walt Monegan, the Alaskan official whose dismissal by Sarah Palin is the focus of a state investigation known as "Troopergate". "And she's not telling the truth to the media about her reasons for firing me."

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