Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

...last post was in April. Has it been that long?

And may I be forgiven for my sacrilege. Hard to avoid such profane outbursts when you've watched "Yes We Can!" drop its mask and show its true, ugly face. "The Audacity of Hope" has been weighed in the balance and has been found; well, to be little more than "I can't believe you fell for that, man! What a goof! I can't believe it, man!"

Dark Helmet may have been a riot in "Spaceballs," but his opposite number in the White House is about as funny as a stray neutron in a trans-critical mass of U235. What can I say but, "Woe, woe to the inhabitants of the earth, for the blather and bullshit to be spewed forth like vomit from this Administration!"

Arthur Silber, sainted sage of the ages, may God grant you your rightful place at His (Her) side as the all-seeing Oracle, Cassandra ever ignored, but always proved fucking right. And fuck you, Judy Miller, you ever-wrong shrike, for your blasphemy.