Annie Appletree

She must have skipped Geography class.

A Cartoon's Portrait of America

The trouble started in Denmark, a faraway country of which we know little.

Denmark is a "faraway country about which we know little?" Had she said that about Bhutan, I might have bought it, but Denmark? Copenhagen, the Little Mermaid, Hans Christian Anderson and all that? The Danelaw, something's rotten in Denmark, and Cheese Danish? North of Germany, across the Oresund from Sweden? That Denmark?