Sisterhood of the Traveling Lip Gloss

All the pretty, perky, lily-white eye-candy newsreaders who populate TV news programs are emblematic of our insipidly shallow culture, one which we seek with evangelistic zeal to export to the civilized world.

TV's Aryan Sisterhood

They know only one hair color: blonder!
By Jack Shafer

The proliferation of TV blondes will come as news only to the blind and those who have killed their televisions. Halos of honeydew yellow, strident gold, and silver birch radiate on the morning news shows, the afternoon gab slots, the business news on CNBC, prime time, and the overnight newsreader desks.

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