GI Joey!

DHS (the Department of Hopeless Stupidity) has declared a red-state kangaroo habitat a prime al-Qaeda target...

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Can you believe a preserve of 250 kangaroos hopping around in the North Georgia hills near Dawsonville, is a potential terrorist target? The Department of Homeland Security thinks so.

In a recently released list of possible terrorist targets, 77,069 sites were listed. The kangaroo compound is one.

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