When the Secret Service comes knockin'...

...I'm goin' to Conshohocken.

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Fred McGriff for the Braves vs. the Phillies in Game 2 of the 1993 NLCS: Took Tommy Greene off the concrete façade of the upper deck in right-center. I went home and watched it on tape and Sean McDonough said he hit it to Conshohocken, a Philly suburb. Noting where the ball landed, Tim McCarver then claimed he hit it to “Concrete-hocken.”