Saturday, September 01, 2007

Another waste of sperm

Meet John Hawkins, yet another scumbag conservative candidate for pissboy in the nether regions of hell. Lifting a page from Toonerville Tommy Tank-Greedo's paleolithic playbook, he drools all over the (virtual) pages of Clownhall as he rails against the victims of Dubya's heartless incompetence regarding all things New Orleans:

Talking Points Memo
What's more, it's not just Tancredo. Over at Townhall, John Hawkins offered this jaw-dropper.
Two years after Katrina, everywhere you turn, there are people carping, whining, and kvetching. Just why hasn't the pity party for the citizens of New Orleans run out of booze and chips yet? [...]

Let me tell all the citizens of New Orleans something that should have been told to them 18 months ago: it's time to stop playing the sympathy card and get over it.

Nobody is owed a living for the rest of his life because he had a bad break two years ago. Yet, we still have people affected by Katrina who have FEMA paying their rent. How sad and pathetic is it that these shiftless people are still leaching off their fellow citizens? Since when is being in the path of a hurricane supposed to give you a permanent "Get Out of Work Free" card?
This asshole's complete lack of a soul brings a song to mind (emendations by the Mad Prophet; apologies to Kate [no relation to George] Bush):

And if I only could,
I'd make a deal with God,
And I'd get him to swap your places,
You'd be running down that road,
Be drowning in that flood,
Be trapped inside that building.
If I only could, oh...

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