Is There a Doctor in the House?

Or the Senate, for that matter?

Has this Nation's Congress no leechcraft? Is there no one in either of the bicameral camerals who can hold a mirror in front of our collective conscience and see that it ain't breathin'?

Code Blue, assholes! We never signed no "DNR" order, so slap the paddles on this fibrillating democracy and cry, "CLEAR!"