Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Glenn Beck - the Anti-Human?

Has this country ever witnessed a case of cranio-rectal inversion as severe and intractable as that seen in the case of poor, colonically involute Glenn Beck? The man is an anal-oral Klein bottle, a linguistic Moebius strip, talking out of both sides of his mouth AND his ass at the same time. Someone stop him before he collapses into an inside-out singularity and sucks the whole conservative universe in behind him! On second thought, nah...

What are the odds that John McCain is the Antichrist? Does Vegas have a line on that?

Think Progress » Beck: ‘Is Obama the Antichrist?’
Beck: ‘Is Obama the Antichrist?’ Today on his CNN Headline News show, Glenn Beck asked Pastor John Hagee whether Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) is the embodiment of evil:

"There are people — they say this about Bill Clinton — he might be the anti-Christ. Odds that Barack Obama is the Antichrist?"
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