A minor corrective

Folks... seems I wuz wrong when I writ prevyuslee that we cun't molest our own nigras. Barracks O'Alabama an' his uppityness has made it fasciyunable t'get awl KKK on they black asses! The South will rise agin! (Like a bad yeast infection, or a boil screaming out, "LANCE ME! FUCKIN' JUST LANCE ME, WILLYA?!??," or a malignancy growing on our nation's brain stem...)

We should have let the fucking south secede.