Butterfly Kisses...
... after evenin' prayer...
Fuck the kisses. Here's MY fucking evening prayer:
- May the Cloverfield Monster destroy the NewsCorp building (only after all those who don't suck Rupe's microscopic dick have been evacuated safely).
- May John McCain have a permanent flashback and believe himself to be Ethel Mermann."I'll be swell... I'll be great... gonna have Mahmoud's head on a plate..."
- May all Republicans be smitten with blindness like the men of Sodom such that they can't find the door to their polling places this November.
- May all members of the AFA and their fellow-travelers be smitten with lust for members of the same sex.
- May the aforementioned smittenees be sent to Gitmo for exorcism of the demons of lust, homosexuality, and bad CW-music.
- May all racists be turned blacker than Texas Tea.
- May Rush's butt boil totally engulf him, then engulf itself, thereby vanishing forever from the realm of sentience.
- May Sean Hannity eat shit and die.
- May Mike Savage eat Sean Hannity, and as a result eat shit and die.
- May I have a chance to add to this list tomorrow.