Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Butterfly Kisses...

... after evenin' prayer...

Fuck the kisses. Here's MY fucking evening prayer:

  1. May the Cloverfield Monster destroy the NewsCorp building (only after all those who don't suck Rupe's microscopic dick have been evacuated safely).
  2. May John McCain have a permanent flashback and believe himself to be Ethel Mermann.


    "I'll be swell... I'll be great... gonna have Mahmoud's head on a plate..."

  3. May all Republicans be smitten with blindness like the men of Sodom such that they can't find the door to their polling places this November.
  4. May all members of the AFA and their fellow-travelers be smitten with lust for members of the same sex.
  5. May the aforementioned smittenees be sent to Gitmo for exorcism of the demons of lust, homosexuality, and bad CW-music.
  6. May all racists be turned blacker than Texas Tea.
  7. May Rush's butt boil totally engulf him, then engulf itself, thereby vanishing forever from the realm of sentience.
  8. May Sean Hannity eat shit and die.
  9. May Mike Savage eat Sean Hannity, and as a result eat shit and die.
  10. May I have a chance to add to this list tomorrow.