Bike Lanes of Mass Destruction

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The Washington Post ran a stellar report yesterday about illegal surveillance by the Maryland Police, which stooped to investigating people advocating for bicycle lanes in cities. Oh, the HORROR! Bicycle lanes. A coincidence that the Maryland government at the time was run by Robert Ehrlich and Michael Steele, both Republicans? No.

Of course, terrorist-aware readers will recognize this as the old "Nookular strike while riding a bike" scenario, much-discussed by OBL and all 27 #2 Al Qaidians and every mother-luvin' one of the 43,567 #3s...