Tuesday, March 04, 2008

The Annointing

And Dubya said, "Will that be Crisco or Canola?"

McCain clinches; Obama, Clinton battle - Yahoo! News
McCain, 71, gained the 1,191 delegates needed to win the Republican nomination, completing a remarkable comeback that began in the snows of New Hampshire eight weeks ago. President Bush invited him to lunch — and an endorsement — at the White House on Wednesday.
Dubya is my shepherd
I'm in deep shit
He prepareth a table for me in the presence of those %^#$!*s who secretly wish I'd pop a coronary artery
But they voteth for me anyway because it's bad Juju to do otherwise
(I clutch my Reagan talisman as I speak these words...)
Yea though I walk through piles o' lobbyist green
(and score some lobbyist poon)
I shall fear no media criticism
For I serve ribs to the press
Who needs loaves and fishes?
I lay myself beside some fine trophy tail
And I shall dwell in the White House forever
Enshrined eternally as Saint McCain
Or I swear I'll ^%#$ you where you BREATHE, mother ^&%$#@s!!!!

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